I finished my first week of school on Friday, and I am about to start the second week tomorrow. So far, I haven't had any ridiculous outbursts in my class, unlike last year, but this class a little more chatty and less mature. I already have favorites - though that might change over the course of the year. I already have a student who is beginning to push my buttons, to see how far I will go. There are a lot of quirky students in my class, and they have been cracking me up - here's just a few things I have heard in my class:
Ms. G: You don't like pizza, S?
S: No...yeah, I do, but I am on a (as he points to his figure) low-fat diet.
C: On Sunday, after we go see God, we play hide-and-go-seek. But it's different for us - we call it immigrants.
Ms. G: How is that played?
C: Well, 3 of us are cops, and then the rest of us are Mexicans trying not to get caught.
A: I need to go to the bathroom.
Ms. G: Is it an emergency?
A: No, I have my problem.
Ms. G: Your problem?...OH...Did you just get it?
A: No, I've had my problem for 3 months now.
Ms. G: What are going to do this weekend?
S: Well, after I eat my low-fat bread, I will go camping in my backyard.
Ms. G: That's awesome!
S: My mom and me - we go walking to - it helps us with our diets.
Ms. G: Write about one memory you have of something that happened to you.
G: (raises his hand) I haven't had anything happen to me.
Ms. G: Oh geez....
I think I am going to have a lot of classroom stories from this class!